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cats

yum yum cats
by yummyers January 24, 2024
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Dippy the cat

An adorable cat owned by a witty reverend. Stories of Dippy's adventures can be found on Fb.
by 22omgitsme December 15, 2016
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Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.
Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.
by Kiirah June 2, 2018
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Holy Cats

Used as an exclamation of surprise, amazement, or bewilderment
by AnwarDOOOOOO November 21, 2021
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Cat

Cats are a liquid that can fit into any space.

They are also capable of destroying any innocent creature, so be warned.

They are also extremely cute.
My cat murdered my family

My cat is cute
by oddballio November 28, 2020
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Cat

A cute fluffy ball of love that mooches off u for ur food but u let it because of how cute it is
Is that a cat

Yup

U know it will just mooch off of you

But it’s so cute
by A person who skateboards April 7, 2020
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Cat Scratch Fever

When you insert your penis into a cat and grab its tail and pull to make the grip tighter but then the cat scratches your Gooch from underneath
I was so deep in that feline but then it gave me some Cat Scratch Fever
by DumbNFat February 3, 2025
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