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John

michael's semen drinking lover
hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit
by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020
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Pulling a John

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.
"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"
by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025
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John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.
1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"
by Torrajin October 23, 2022
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John Blackenroe

Cursing, spitting, foul-mouthed tennis star Nick Kyrgios, who reminds of his white predecessor, John McEnroe
-What’s up with this guy Nick Kyrgios? Why’s he so mad all the time?

-Brah, what do you expect? He’s John Blackenroe!
by Nrogers September 4, 2022
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Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John
by TronityCat September 10, 2025
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John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.
That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.
by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023
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John Money

A boogeyman name the right always drops in an attempt to invalidate trans research, while ignoring that John Money agreed with them and thought people could be turned trans, believing it to be a social phenomenon out of control. In short, right-wingers agree with John Money and his outdated views.

Pro-tip: namedropping is NOT an argument! Confront what's addressed instead of being a nuisance. And btw, Ray Blanchard is a fraud and he forgot to properly control against cis women in his attempts to prove his AGP rubbish.
Biologist: "Contemporary research has left us with vast amounts of empirical evidence that corroborate a biological stratification between the two concepts of sex and gender. This has resulted in us bettering our understanding of said phenomena and falsification of the flawed Blanchardian typology, and so on, so forth."

Matt Walsh: "Ok but there was a guy called John Money and he made lots of money and he was a SEXOLOGIST. JOHN MONEY, PEOPLE. JOHN MONEY BAD"

Dumbass: "This guy is perfectly sane and so smart! More people should be like Matt Walsh! Rage against the reptile lizard globalist regime! By the way, they're putting fluorine in the water!"

Wojak below is a perfect representation of a seething right-winger (e.g. Matt Walsh) having to resort to namedropping John Money to fearmonger because he has no valid argument.
by AgainstTransHate September 24, 2024
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