double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020

double-half-cousin

Child of their parent’s half-sibling with their other parent’s half-sibling or the child of their mother's maternal half-sibling with mother's paternal half-sibling or the child of their father's maternal half-sibling with father's paternal half-sibling.

My double-half-cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Double Clutch

The act of sneaking up on someone and squeezing both of their buttcheeks at the same time.

Keep an eye on Ava at parties. She’s infamous for double clutching.

by TanksR4babies July 8, 2023

Double-Faced Entendre

Somebody with two completely different personalities, hiding the bad from the public.

She was a Double-Faced Entendre, I felt controlled and emotionally abused.

by krqus June 25, 2021

double of ranch

Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.

Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.

NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.

BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.

I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.

by realist the December 4, 2017

B double D

Typically means Big Dick Dizzle. A guy who used to be smooth and dope but now got old plump and kids. Someone whose in Debt and typically gets calls from Ace rent companies. Still a good heart, loves fireball and cheers for losing football organizations! Taxes help Bdouble D move on life

Wow man, you remember our buddy Corey,

"Yeah"
Dude hes a b double d

by born2bb@d February 14, 2021

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.

by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023