Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019

Mouldy Cheese Cult

The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.

The mouldy cheese cult has previously stolen a rusty spoon.

by MouldyMaster November 9, 2019

Shakey Cheese

When you're doing the deed, you pull out, and shake your dick like you're shaking a parmesan cheese can while you ejaculate on your partner's face.

Guy 1: "Eyy, what happened with you and that girl last night?"

Guy 2: "Maaaan, she let me hit without a rubber. But it's cool, I gave that thot the Shakey Cheese."

Guy 1: "LMFAO, NICE! 😂"

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy November 9, 2019

Cheese

Cheese is a loaf of milk. Don't ever feed it to vegans. If you eat blue cheese what on earth is going on inside your head to make you do that!?

Oh look, cheese. I'd love to feed that to my vegan dinner lady.

by Lettuceandtomatoesarepeng November 16, 2019

Cheese

A colored chunk. May have holes in the sides, or throughout the chunk. It is edible.

Juan: Hey did you eat my cheese?
Brenda: Yes
Juan: Oh ok :(

by iPutTheBiInBitch November 19, 2019

chukka cheese

the mouse off cinderella

chukka cheese is a mouse off of cinderella.

by bobbybtown November 21, 2019

Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal

Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019