closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

testicle hands

When lesbians go after men in secretive ways

You have those testicle hands you fomo lezbo witch!

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

Hand Briefs

When a guy poses naked with only his hand covering his junk. Similar to a female's Hand Bra.

"Yo. Tracy showed me that Alan sent her a pic of himself with Hand Briefs. He's into some really intense sexting!"

by Biiig Z September 25, 2011

Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023

legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017

Hand

The anatomical part of a human being used in assisting the human with a job. It can also be known as an object used for sexual arousal when without a partner.

Some Quiet Guy: When I saw that painting in an art book, When I first saw that, I don't know how to put it, um this is a bit dirty, but I got a boner.I just cut out the part with her 'hand(s)' and hung it in my room for a while."

by Gold_Experience November 23, 2021

edward 40 loco hands

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!

Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢

by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021