Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021

John is annoying asf
by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

by anonymous February 21, 2022

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.
by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020

by The Charge-Striker April 17, 2022
