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John

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”
by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018
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John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.
Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.
by Wombat00 December 29, 2021
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John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of
John is annoying asf
by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021
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John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy
John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.
by anonymous February 21, 2022
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John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."
by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022
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john wattsing

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.
I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.
by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020
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Hurry up, John!

A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.
You're so slow, hurry up, John!
by The Charge-Striker April 17, 2022
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