credance johns

a true, honest, bloke and and likes Georgia

Credance johns is a mad bloke

by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020

Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

John

Doesn't understand social media trends

What da dawg doin

This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john

by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021

daddy john

daddy john is a person that is like a father figure that had left to go get the MILK and never came back he is loved by no one and is the town sad person

hey daddy john go suck yourself

by BIG-M chocolate milk February 27, 2022

John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024

John Mercieca

Small peen ;/, veins, 6 pack and best friend zac niko <3

Look its the faglord, John Mercieca. What a fairy

by Noongarnator October 29, 2020

John

John’s are typically around 5’8 with curly blonde hair, they are compulsive liars, addicted to smoking weed and vaping, they can be critical and a bit of an asshole. John juniors are especially the worst, they typically enjoy wearing crocs, enjoys looking at men over women, usually they have green and gold eyes (hazel)

You’re getting on my nerves, quit being a John.

by #1 John hater December 2, 2023