finding oneself at the opticians, trying on eyeglasses and being unable to perceive how a particular style of glasses make you look like a fucking dork, dweeb, owl; e.t.c.
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
she was taking the eyeglass challenge, and ended up choosing a pair that made her face look severely pinched!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
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by Synthetic727 September 10, 2011
Get the Eyedrows mug."Can you believe it took me 45 minutes to eyegrep that 17 MB xml file for an instance of the work 'thelema'?"
by TheTechLeadThatShouldNotBe September 30, 2011
Get the eyegrep mug.When someone makes a joke at a time where it is inappropriate to high five or make verbal acknowledgment of said joke. Instead, you make eye contact which satisfies the urge to high five, giving the person who made the joke adequate "props." Occasionally accompanied by an eyebrow raise or a slight nod.
"That's what she said."
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by Brooke8701 January 21, 2012
Get the Eye-5 mug.The first rows in a movie theater, you know the ones you have to tilt your head back to see the movie, the ones you get if your late for a packed screening and are almost pointless for enjoying the movie, known for causing blurry vision and headaches. The opposite of the nosebleed section.
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n. 1. Another name for "unibrow",
2. A term used for describing an eyebrow line that has no definition of duplicity, very well looking just like a typical mustache (i.e.: one solid eyebrow from temple to temple, for some misfortunate humans)
May also be used as a verb, as in: growing an eyestache; eyestaching
Eyestache™
Any and all future use of the term "eyestache" for advertising, marketing or profiting shall solely be.the property of A____ M______ R_____, as noted by legal trademark of the name Eyestache™.
n. 1. Another name for "unibrow",
2. A term used for describing an eyebrow line that has no definition of duplicity, very well looking just like a typical mustache (i.e.: one solid eyebrow from temple to temple, for some misfortunate humans)
May also be used as a verb, as in: growing an eyestache; eyestaching
Eyestache™
Any and all future use of the term "eyestache" for advertising, marketing or profiting shall solely be.the property of A____ M______ R_____, as noted by legal trademark of the name Eyestache™.
Sentence example:
"That eyestache could use a bit of a trim before he gets poked in the eye by a rogue hair"
"That eyestache could use a bit of a trim before he gets poked in the eye by a rogue hair"
by murdock421 May 11, 2013
Get the eyestache mug.When you see someone you vaguely know in the street/gym/club, you both make eye contact, then they quickly look away and pretend they didn't see you.
I saw that girl we were chatting to at the bar when I was walking down the street and she totally eye-voided me.
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