dog shit retard

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.

Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.

by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017

chili dog massacre

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

grand chili dog

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.

"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

dog ass bitch

A no good woman or man who is totally self centered and has no remorse for others.

That dog ass bitch knows she owes me money but yet she keeps bucking coming to pay up.

by ManyChanges504 April 21, 2015

aquatic prairie dog

Huge turd floating in a body of water, usually a lake.

Hey Bryce, watch out for one of them aquatic prairie dogs while you're out there.

by Salmon-ella January 21, 2007

Hound Dog Syndrom

Hound Dog Syndrome is found to be derived from stretched, flabby skin being left over after rapid weight-loss of at least 80 pounds. HDS (Hound Dog Syndrome) affects the stomach, thighs, hips, breasts, and upper arms the most. One severe case of HDS, when a woman lost over 250 pounds, she was shattered to find that she had three wrinkly slabs of floppy skin draping down her abdominals.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night was an ex-chunky, yeah man, she weighed over 400 pounds and is down to 140 and she had the wickedest Hound Dog Syndrome."

by 1fist2far June 22, 2009

Dog Dangling Afternoon

A very lazy afternoon with nothing much to do.

Oh what a dog dangling afternoon! I might as well take a nap!

by Andy85 September 3, 2009