by EZ August 1, 2003

the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains
by The center of Collbran Job Cor August 17, 2015

A sexual act in which you do doggystyle up against a wall, before you climax you pull out and ram your dick into the girl's ass as hard as you can, she'll scream and climb the wall like a spider.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally dirty spidered her last night!"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"
by chaosxcv August 9, 2018

To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.
I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.
by Kronikunt420 October 4, 2018

When someone shits or pisses into another persons shoe. The person then puts the shoe on and gets crap or urine squished between all of thier toes and on their foot.
by C-Unit from da club December 22, 2007

dirty house music is by far
the best clubbin music. is hot,
and a lot of hot and sexy people listen to it.
only the best.
the best clubbin music. is hot,
and a lot of hot and sexy people listen to it.
only the best.
"heyy hunny,
are you gonna
go clubbin' with my
and the rest tonight??"
"hell yeah girl,
dirrty dirty house musik. =D"
are you gonna
go clubbin' with my
and the rest tonight??"
"hell yeah girl,
dirrty dirty house musik. =D"
by sexciistarr69 November 19, 2007

When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.
I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldn’t see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.
by Trx791 August 20, 2019
