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your poop maakes good food
by no0986 October 14, 2020
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poop slut

a female who like meth rocks dropped in her butthole and then engages in a ritual when a male shimmys his arm in her butthole and walks her
did you see tammy last night bro?

nah man i was walking a poop slut..
"a butthole junkie"
by g.i long d**k September 26, 2018
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poop

some brown substance that is produced from the anal hole. It comes in variation of colors and shapes.
"I just had the best poop!"
"oh yeah! what color?"
" A mix between red and brown"
"you know that could mean that you're bleeding from your ass right?"
by Krazee Batsik Malaka February 4, 2020
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Poop

Something that is brown and long that comes out of your butt.
by DJ Callie October 10, 2019
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Daddy Poop

Poop from your daddy (not dad)
Daddy poop when?
by UwU:v January 16, 2018
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Poop

The Peek-A-Boo Poop:

You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.

The Ghost Poop:

You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.

The Gassy Max:

You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.

The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)

The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.

The Friendly poop:

Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.

The Titanic poop:

A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:

A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
by Zzzara July 4, 2021
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