poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity

David gave me a poop hoover last night

by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

Poop

We love poop is are yummy it’s thing ever

I love eating poop for my dinner 😛

by Jabsbd January 13, 2022

Poop sock pussy

When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy

"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

poop

I FARTED

I poop all the time.

I poop my pants.

by I FART ALOT AND IT TICKLES May 29, 2021

Poop

Poop is the stuff that comes out of the butt and it's medical name is stool.

I pooped.

by Yura loser January 22, 2022