Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once

Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity

by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019

John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

john clanger

Synonymous with "join call", frequently used in relation to Discord chats.

John clanger!

by UttermostQuinnyo April 9, 2022

John cena

U cant see him

They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him

by Kristol September 18, 2020

John Carlos

A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.

That John Carlos helped me to become who I am today.

by jcwife_nics November 22, 2021

Famished John’s

Colloquialism for Australian fast food restaurant Hungry Jack’s

“Can we get some food on the way there? I’m craving some Famished John’s”

by loverama99 May 6, 2024

John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021