Fart

A hazardous gas that comes out of your butt hole. It’s smells Terribly bad!

Girl 1: I farted

Girl 2: *drops dead on the ground and dies*

by SamBoBamBo October 24, 2019

kfc fart

the aftermath of having kfc. usually occurs 2-3 business days after.

symptoms include:

dizziness from the smell
gassing the whole house
loud juicy farts

person 1: zamn who had kfc last night?
person 2: me..
person 3: *is dead bc they got gassed*
person 1: CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE DONT JUST SIT THERE
person 2: *lets out a juicy kfc fart*

by kfcfart April 22, 2022

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

Fart

Your that one 8-12yr old boy who wanted to think this as a joke when really, your not even close to being funny hon, 💀

‘She farted’

by chiki-san May 21, 2021

fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.

Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.

by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017

fright fart

A fart that is frightened out of you. To be so frightened that you pass wind.

A fright fart is defined as “He was so frightened that he farted”

by StrangeRaisin July 4, 2021