john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
Get the terminal fartsmug. A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
by Funky smells June 13, 2022
Get the Will toot fartmug. similar to girl dinner, but the opposite. covertly emitting something gross (often the result of previously consumed girl dinner), but doing so in an inherently feminine and dainty way.
by gremlin_bb August 16, 2023
Get the girl fartmug. When a person farts then try’s to vent the fart out the back of the waist band to quickly evacuate the smell from their pants
John farted prior to entering the party. He was afraid he would drag it into the party, crop dusting everyone. John quickly performed a fart bellow then confidently entered the residence to join the party.
by salty slug October 4, 2022
Get the Fart Bellowmug. When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
Get the Fart Finishmug. 
If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult
by I love cats :) December 7, 2023
Get the Mr fartsmug.