cock horde

An overwhemling number of men at a party or any other social gathering where the ratio of guys to girls is 10 to 1

Hey man lets get out of this cock horde and hit a different club

by Shush_rules April 3, 2008

cock block

Someone who will not allow to get some, whether deliberately or not.

Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room!

by git'erdone March 8, 2009

rivet cock

Small male genitalia, resulting in a penis that resmbles a rivet when erect.

saw penfolds cock last night he only has a rivet cock,have seen a bigger walt on a mouse

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

Cock Snozzle

To take a mans penis when he is ejaculating, and rub it side to side
on your nose so sperm goes on your face.

Ohhhh baby, give me a cock snozzle.

by Deeley August 28, 2008

Cock Smokery

The act or essence of being a cock smoke, or the possession of qualities which are of a cock smoke.

Fem: Look what nora iden did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated cock smokery. Tisk tisk...

by mad_worker October 7, 2008

Cock-Tied

(1) adj - situation whereupon a FEMALES is undeniably at the mercy of her boyfriend & usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

Jane's cock-tied by Tom, so she probably won't be joining us.

Bill cock-ties all his girlfriends.

by Sirzakksalot December 9, 2008

Cock Fire

When a man's cum burns the inside of his penis and often the vagina or anus of his partner

"I tried fucking yesterday, but i had cock fire."

by cyp2il October 31, 2008