The old Naughty Nut Finger Trick

When your making love and your ole lady sticks her finger up your butt without asking

Jason can’t stand when Bonnie does the old naughty nut finger trick.

by firehousebiker November 4, 2019

Hold my nuts from the back

A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.

(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)

Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.

Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.

by Pee pee poo poo 69 July 30, 2023

does sam suck olivias nuts

yes. yes he sure does

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019

Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.

Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

shut up and swallow a nut up

kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger

tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up

by nick d is gay November 17, 2004

nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich

A super sloppy blowjob when a girl licks underneath your balls and you blow in her mouth.

The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!

by enonemouswon117 June 27, 2007

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016