Sarah called me to pick the kids while I was dumping and I had to cut it in half. The next morning I got a shit revenge and the whole house smelled terrible.
by acusyn July 31, 2021
The stopper shit is a type of shit that takes a lengthy amount of time and egregious amounts of effort to push out, only for it to be tiny and often round. This shit’s namesake is due to it often being followed by a flood of diarrhea, hence it being a stopper, as it plugs the hole until removed.
“Man I’m not feeling well, last night I pushed out a stopper shit and damn near blasted half my guts out after.”
by AverageSchizo September 14, 2022
Becky : Omg. Anna did you get anal by Tom?
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM
by DEATH BY POTATO January 06, 2015
One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.
by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 07, 2015
1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.
2) A retrospective bowl movement.
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.
2) A retrospective bowl movement.
"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."
by NCWookieHerder May 02, 2016
by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022
The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.
Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."
by The last girl on earth March 03, 2011