friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.

Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

My best friend bobby

Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction

“My head hurts” said my best friend bobby

by Bobby’s bestie charles October 19, 2021

Best Friend

When you have a best friend, you know it. It's the feeling that never, EVER leaves you. A Best Friend is a person that can keep your secrets. And never let it get out. You can trust a Best Friend with anything. And when I say anything, I mean anything. A Best Friend is someone that you can run to, when having a problem. They will let you cry and try anything that they can to make you feel loved. A Best Friend is a person that's a friend, but upgraded by 1,000,000,000. A friend is bleh and a Best Friend is WOW. Let me say this, anyone is lucky to have a Best Friend like mine. Anyone.

Person: Hey Bailey? Are you okay?
Bailey: Yeah. I just got seated next to Luckxi. NOT Rachel...
P: You don't have to be with her ALL the time.
Bailey: DO TOO
P: Ugh. Best Friends.

by _CatLuver_ April 5, 2019

Friend Harvester

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.

Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha

by Pafzko August 18, 2011

sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

Fake friends

An ugly backstabbing THING wanting to go home and Forget that you exist

I have a Lotta fake friends in school.

by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021

TV friend

People you see on television so often you come to see them as your friend.

That Mindy had me in stitches last night, that girl is my best TV Friend!

by Cubil April 24, 2014