Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
Get the Mike Lifemug. “What did you do with ur boys last night?”
“We did circle of life”
“There were that many dudes? Wow.”
“We did circle of life”
“There were that many dudes? Wow.”
by Nosirzski123 March 13, 2021
Get the Circle of lifemug. Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells
Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there
Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there
by Rebelsupreme May 5, 2023
Get the Life span of a dumb brothermug. by Cracker biz May 6, 2018
Get the Flub Lifemug. by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024
Get the Get off the internet and get a lifemug. RULE#9 <(Rule 35)>
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...
by KyleC.. May 21, 2018
Get the LIFEmug. someone who dedicates absurd amounts of unnecessary time into something that will get them no where in life
johnny spent a whole week practicing how to crank a 90 in his favorite game fortnite. But it's not like he'll ever get famous over that stuff he's just a dumb no life.
by Donn xs April 21, 2021
Get the no lifemug.