Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."

by King12401 July 31, 2022

Poop

uhm poop is that brown thing that comes out of your ass

im pooping

by pooooooooooopppp329789ejhd October 9, 2020

Poop

Something that comes out of ur butt

Hey what poop
Idk ask urban dictionary

Oh okie

by Jas the rat55 May 17, 2020

poop

jake pauls youtube channel

jake paul is poop

by NightWolf666 October 29, 2017

poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock

Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

Poop Stick Fart

A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.

WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart

by MeVeryGood February 1, 2021

Poop

The highest part of a pirate ship. Occasionally used for pooping on water.

Captain: Hey you, go to the poop please
Mememaster3383: Ok, captain. I am going to poop here.
Captain: Wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by DefinitionMaster2026 July 13, 2025