New

There would be no new without the old.

Not everybody has a need to make everything new or upgraded, and even if you hold nothing sacred, there would be no you without the old people you laugh at, try to make fun of, or talk endless shit about. You would just be the kid that once ran to your mother for first aid and attention you always were if you're one like that, and people don't change. Some of us knew you before you orked the job you work now, and before you developed your bullshit facade.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

NEW WORD

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by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

New meaning

This is a new meaning in the Urban dictionary.

"Laila, did you see New meaning in the Urban dictionary?" "no, but I will!"

by lel- January 21, 2022

Giggle News

"Giggle News" can be defined as a playful and humorous term used to refer to misinformation or dubious content that people receive, often in the form of emails, messages, or physical mail, and mistakenly believe to be true or credible information. It highlights the idea that the information is so implausible or unreliable that it elicits a sense of amusement or laughter rather than trust.

"When my mum kept believing all those bizarre conspiracy theories from her junk mail, I couldn't help but call it 'Giggle News' because it was so outlandish and unbelievable.”

by Davellin September 25, 2023

New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.

Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

Huge news for the homeless population

Generally good information for anyone but specifically for people who are homeless.

“Did you hear the liquor store is now taking food stamps?”
“Huge news for the homeless population.”

by John Slang June 28, 2025

No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025