affectionate friends 

A type of relationship characterized by long, flirty conversations, "dates", make-out sessions, and/or sexual activity, but completely devoid of commitment or attachment.

E didn't want an intense boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, so we decided to be just affectionate friends

affectionate friends by TheForbiddenFruit October 30, 2006

forced friendship 

a situation between two people in which one forces the other to be friends, often by suggesting doing activities together that friends would do but that the other person cannot turn down without seeming rude.

I did not want to enter a forced friendship with him, so I kept making lame excuses not to hang out or invite him over.

forced friendship by earthfriend March 27, 2009

I have no friends 

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.

(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

I have no friends by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017

friendly reminder 

a euphemism for "this is the last warning you're going to get before we open of a can of whoopass on you!"

warning of impending whoopass

Every Monday morning I get the same E-mail from payroll:

"This is a friendly reminder to submit a copy of your time card at your earliest convenience..." (read: 'If you don't send us your hours for last week asap, you're a$$ is not going to get paid on Friday!!')

friendly reminder by Juarcias October 13, 2009

Pollinator Friendly 

1.) A woman who is ready to have sex with just about any decent male available on earth.
2.) A willing sperm recipient.
3.) A sweet, educated, sophisticated girl who doesn't mind having sex with you on her first date, as long as you are decent, clean and disease free.

Claudia is pollinator friendly.

Pollinator Friendly by Shazz Spazz April 11, 2008

Kemono Friends 

An anime show about a human girl with no memories who wakes up in a mysterious park inhabited only by cute animal girls (known as friends).

Kemono Friends is such a wholesome show
or is it?

Kemono Friends by fixfox July 1, 2018

Best Friends 

The person on whom you can count on anytime. The person whom you can make fun of with all the rights but if someone else does the same you get pissed off. No matter how you both irritate each other but you still love each other and will never agree to this fact even in your wildest dreams. A best friend is always there for you when you get yourself into trouble. The only disadvantage of having a best friend is "they eat your food and leave not even small traces of food". LOL!

We are best friends, she is like my sister from another mother.

Best Friends by DeeVa2001 August 4, 2019