semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

Rum eye

When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other

Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes

by Willioooo November 21, 2019

Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War

"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"

by REB1941 April 24, 2022

eye allergic

A more creative way to say or describe being colorblind.

"My grandfather is eye allergic."

by the ugly bestfriend November 6, 2020

Nanny eye

The name of a vagina that has been so worn out that it looks old and decrepit, much like a nanny.

Let me get a peek at that pussy... OH SHIT! I ain't going anywhere near that nanny eye!

by rachalrj88 June 9, 2015

Sly eyeing

Slyly looking at another's body with sexual intent.
(Slying)

I could feel eyes on me when I walked into the room. As I turned around he looked down. I knew he'd been checking me out. He gave me the shivers. Such a creep sly eyeing me!

by Mandystracted October 12, 2016

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016