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Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on
*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks
by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026
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A social maneuver in which some asks a non-participant, often an ex, roommate, or emotionally responsible adult, to pay for or arrange transportation so their date can leave. Distinguished from a standard booty call by:

A. Zero personal benefit to the payer.
B. A strong assumption that someone else should absorb the cost of poor romantic logistics.

Often denied on principle.

Reverse Booty Call Extraction Request (RBCER - pronounced 'Rebecker')
"She texted me at 10:00 am like 'Hey can you Uber my date home?' Bro, that's a classic Reverse Booty Call Extraction Request. I'm not funding your exit strategy.
by Jax Meridian February 10, 2026
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Now these are the kinds of people you see all the time on the interweb! Commonly, when someone reaches a certain level of obsession for said character, they might start referring to them as their "wife" or "husband". Or, well, "malewife". Or.. god forbid... "waifu"...

This is pretty common in the yumeship (another word for people who ship themselves with a character) community, but sometimes these people can be a bit.. strange.

Now no hate to them of course, but they will probably find your IP address if you talk shit about their "wife". They also likely have some sort of shrine or obsessive merch collection of said character, which is totally not creepy or weird in any way. If you see a figure in a jar, don't walk, run.
P1: You're not one of those.. you know, People who call fictional characters their wife or husband, are you?
(Their entire room is covered in merch of said character) P2: What makes you think that?
by starry_horned_freak February 15, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
by Ray Veege February 23, 2025
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her name is isabelle but everyone calls her bella because she's so white like bella from twilight. she is a freak for the theatre kid with glasses. she looks as if the Lorax met hitler and became friends
Bella!! no my name is isabelle but i guess i'm just Isabelle that gets called bella
by ifindthissofunby April 17, 2025
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