carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

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Clutter butter

A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.

Woah, your crib's rife with so much clutter butter, you could spread that shit on toast!

by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021

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Peanut Butter-ed

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.

My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!

by PantyPanda April 3, 2021

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Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

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This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday

Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy

by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021

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