National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

by LoydLonders November 15, 2022

National I don't give a shit day

A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day

National give a girl your hoodie day is September 25th so girls go get you hoodies.

Boys Give Girls There Hoodies on September 25, which is National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day.

by Hoodies!!! September 24, 2019

National give a boy your scrunchie day

On September 30th, it's national give a boy your scrunchie day. Give one to your bestfriend, or boyfriend, or anyone who asks

Boy: Can I have your scrunchie? its national give a boy your scrunchie day?
Girl: Sure!

by itsarealdaytrust September 23, 2019

National Grab boob day

April 12th and you just grab any girl boobs🤪

Ayeeee it’s national grab boob day

by Hirummm April 11, 2019

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked

bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

by ouwuma November 15, 2019

NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass

The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY

by Jax1995 June 27, 2019