Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Brown-eye Meeting

The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.

Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.

by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023

Winstins 3rd eye

When gavin has no more lotion

Dude he just put it in winstins 3rd eye.

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Scop eye

Dilated pupil(s) caused by exposure to particles of scopolamine, usually affecting chemists and lab technicians and caused by the mishandling of the chemical

* "I accidentally tore the bag and got a cloud of the stuff in my face. My colleague looked at me and told me I had Scop eye "

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.

“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”

by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020

Brown eye

Ones hole in the posterior section of the gluteus Maximus

0-line when we are running a pass play to make the pocket get your BROWN EYE to the quarterback ~ Coach Dean

by The_Brown_Eye_Collector73 March 9, 2020

grass eyes

When you smoke weed so much that your eyes droop down all the time

Dude1: vro you look really tired
Dude2: nah, I smoked so much weed I got grass eyes

by Deeeeelan February 21, 2018