When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.
Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
by Hiking Duo April 28, 2023
by Googooberry September 25, 2019
When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
A roleplay cliche some people have, it's pretty rare since many people make their characters perfect, yet they have to get some flaws, now here's where it comes in, place it on a perfect OC, and watch everyone around that same OC tremble in fear of the cliche, of, uhh, fear.
"Dude one of my OCs has a cursed eye, what should "eye" do."
Other Person: Grab him an eye replacement.
Other Person: Grab him an eye replacement.
by Baking Pangolin February 15, 2017
The strange and rare occurrence when one particular eye is watering constantly and usually severely. It usually happens outside in the summer when you are viewing items at a boot sale/flea market.
Person 1: Why are you crying? It's only a radio.
Person 2: Oh I've just got a bad case of Bootsale eye
Person 2: Oh I've just got a bad case of Bootsale eye
by Raddishface November 17, 2013
by Elizabeth Cullen September 27, 2023
to spray paint someone's asshole with chrome colored paint, Krylon being the most commonly used paint.
"Did you hear Terry gave some kid a chrome eye at that party last Saturday?"
"Dude, if Terry would have given me a chrome eye, I would have been furious."
"Dude, if Terry would have given me a chrome eye, I would have been furious."
by bombassdankassdownupnorth December 16, 2015