HJ's on Holy Days

When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.

Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.

Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…

Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days

by deucebiggss February 27, 2014

National Savannah Day

March 28th is the day of celebrating someone named Savannah. Savannah’s are very charming and fun people to be around.

A Savannah: Wow I can’t believe it’s National Savannah Day!

by helloo145 July 16, 2021

Annoy Squidward day

February 15th. The day on Spongebob's calendar marked as "Annoy Squidward day."

"Squidward, guess what day it is?""Annoy Squidward day""No that's next week, today is February 11th."

by Swattheg223 February 16, 2021

National Milk Day

Drink Milk tons of it doesn't matter if your lactose intolerant drink it.

Hey bro guess what?

Yeah man?

It's National Milk Day

Wait no.

Yes.

No.

Yes

by Daddy Father June 1, 2021

National Mudalads Day

the first day of a epic discord opened to the public with over 10k members as of right now celebrated in

August 8th

chad: Omg its national mudalads day!
normie whats that?
chad: its when a cum server opened

by igsgnseeeg October 10, 2020

six flags day

1. A marathon of riding roller coasters at any of the Six Flags locations
2. A period of intense sexual intercourse; a test of endurance.

1. You'all have a Six Flags day (common statement issued at the Six Flags amusement park).

2. Boy, did she give me a Six Flag's day.

by Horseburger April 4, 2010

National Soccer Day

July 28th is national soccer day. So go play some soccer and have some fun!

Its national soccer day!

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020