Peel Me a Grape

To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.

Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"

by Dragonspisces July 24, 2018

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Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

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you complete me

tht stupid phrase you tell to your 'object of desire' meaning tht they made you who you are/ you cant live without them/ theyre a part of you now.

its bullshit. no one smart is gonna buy tht crap.

no one can complete you. you are who you are since birth. just because that person tones down your loneliness, it doesnt mean they complete you. only YOU CAN COMPLETE YOU.

"you complete me".

by ihatecutepoison April 27, 2006

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Fuck me boots

the fucking slutty name for leather knee-high boots. girls who wear knee high boots dont necesarily want to be fucked they just like to wear them

guy-'shes wearing fuck me boots im gonna get laid for sure'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'

by oodycaboodious September 30, 2005

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fuck me money

Having enough money so as to guarantee that almost anyone will sleep with you. This is not quite the level of wealth to constitute fuck you money but it's close.

He has fuck me money ...that's why almost any girl in the bar will go home with him.

by trickdaddy415 April 20, 2017

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