A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passive in the south. By Haley
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
Get the Hand Gibbermug. by Onin2 October 29, 2020
Get the you got the best handmug. An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 7, 2017
Get the Hand Saladmug. oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.
by Barlz June 1, 2010
Get the oopma handsmug. by Jack White. September 25, 2020
Get the Handmug.