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friend-zy

An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!!
"Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."

"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!"

"Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!"
by SSLouise April 27, 2008
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friends

A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.
Henry & I. I love him to death. Friends.
by lateygodga March 29, 2013
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pre-friend

To creep on a prospect's social networking profile before meeting them in order to gain a social advantage when actually meeting and conversing with said prospect.
Henry - "I like this girl but I know nothing about her, and I'm going to a party tonight where she'll be."
Clyde - "You should totally pre-friend her so you have something to talk about!"
by grimymonkey May 28, 2013
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bottom best friend

It is the favorite best friend of anyone person. This type of best friend is the main one. It is the highest honor one can receive.
Carl: Am I your best friend?
Leroy: You're my bottom best friend!
Carl: I am? That's the highest honor ever!
*high five*
by Thecaterpillarmanguy January 13, 2014
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My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??
by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014
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Nick Level Friend-Zoned

The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.

The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.
1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.

2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.
by sharkacon April 25, 2014
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