John

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.

“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”

by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018

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Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

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John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet

Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.

by Colina August 5, 2018

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John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.

Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”

by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025

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leftover john

That person that doesn’t finish his food even tho they were really hungry

Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow

2 hours later

Ben: you barely even ate anything

Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john

by Collins5 August 14, 2020

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