When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
by Rezboy sunday October 31, 2023
A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 27, 2021
A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
by Hand truck man December 12, 2015
by JailBait33 March 27, 2018
The pancake hand hold is the most conservative of the hand holds. Used most commonly in a parent-child relationship. Palms together, fingers are not interlaced.
by smexy_hotdog82 March 05, 2022
A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
by kieronthKid January 13, 2021
The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 07, 2017