blue cashew

When you squeeze your penile region too hard, and it turns into a shade of blue.

Joseph masturbates too much, he might have a blue cashew.

by Brontitties August 23, 2017

Blue Balls

The MSM doing everything they can to censor to protect the Democrat party...to the point where no one believes them and they become ineffective and ignored.

The media has Blue Balls when it comes to their effort to change the Cuomo narrative to #MeToo from nursing home deaths.

by AureT March 7, 2021

A blue mountain state

When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck

Luke: have you seen Marko's sister

Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her

Tony:that must have been a long and hard night

by DirtyDan40 November 20, 2016

Hot blue moon

When you pee on a Belgian woman's chocolate starfish.

Last night I hot blue mooned her and she loved it.

by Imam Thurman March 1, 2015

Pulled a Blue

The act of garrote wiring someone with a yo-yo

Joseph Pulled a Blue on the bus today

by Owl Glasses February 28, 2024

Staring into the deep blue

Another way to say that someone is daydreaming.

I thought he was lookin' at me, but he was just staring into the deep blue.

by Woofto November 25, 2023

Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway

whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

All of these are part of Black and Blue syndrome

Chris: bro i think he has Black and Blue syndrome again, hes going crazy !
Matthew: yeah and afterwards he'll try and make excuses too!

by Kashotex January 5, 2021