Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.

Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?

Smack-fart by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020

pussy fart 

fart from the pussy

i had a pussy fart

pussy fart by killermemez July 28, 2020

Guiness Fart 

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.

"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"

Guiness Fart by Ehwhy August 11, 2020

Karate fart

the fart is going to be loud and proud you scream Bonzi and let er rip.

right in the middle of karate class I had to let one go. I won the first spar. Karate fart.

Karate fart by tie_ski September 14, 2020

Old fart 

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

Old fart by #pandalover September 30, 2020

Faux Fart 

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.

Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.

Faux Fart by A. Massey October 3, 2020

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

hook fart by Lotharian October 11, 2020