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Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.
Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.
by mrsSpicyButthole April 16, 2021
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Stroll down the old dirt road

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.
by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022
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Puttin err down through town

The act of pressing the accelerator to the floor in a metropolitan area. Usually resulting in increased speed and accompanied by the purr or sputter of the engine. Best done in a late model Crown Vic at 3 in the morning over rail road tracks.
Take it easy man your puttin err down through town right now, I’m not tryna get pulled over .
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
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Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time

1. A polite way of calling someone a cunt.
2. Doing a headstand and pooping at the same time (with or without an audience).
Man, Sheila likes a good Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time.
by 1234dumbpseudonym December 21, 2018
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half brown from the top down

When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.
Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?
by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003
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Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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swaggin hoes from down the street

Making a point to, or attempting to, go down the street to get a hoe or hoes to come to your house or party.
Dude, Saturday night, that party was dry so me and Will was swaggin hoes from down the street.
by thehightimer May 24, 2010
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