one eyed dog

A spotlight used for poaching animals, esp deer. The reference is to instead of using dogs to chase the animal in question, you "spotlight" it, and it freezes, long enough for you to shoot it, usually from your car.

"Waitin in the front yard sittin on a log, single shot rifle and a one eyed dog, yonder come my kinfolk in the moonlight, Lousiana Saturday night." -from the Mel Mcdaniels song "Louisiana Saturday Night."

by Joe VII March 27, 2010

dog piss jones

A phrase popular on the Bubba the Love Sponge show that means shitty.

The sound quality of this MP3 is dog piss jones

by Duke Richards June 27, 2008

Hot Dog Interview

The act of distracting a person with a tap on the opposite shoulder which prompts said person to turn their head. As their attention is drawn back to see who tapped on their shoulder, a hot dog is placed into their mouth or smacked onto their cheek. Add sour cream for an added effect.

Also see Sour Cream Sanchez which the sour cream is applied with a finger, not a hot dog.

We had some left over hot dogs from dinner, so I gave my brother a hot dog interview.

by Mindcrime Madness April 24, 2011

dagwood dog

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.

"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

by penh June 6, 2009

C-dog

A sneaky way to call a person cunt, this term has been in circulation in the NYU community for a few months now, and has started to spread throughout the state of New York. By using a cute term in place of what is often considered the rudest word in the English language, it is possible to take the power away from the word, and to eventually take it back for all to say in regular conversation.

She's a c-dog.
I can't believe that c-dog took my lighter.
That c-dog is a fucking cunt.

by Nick A. M. December 9, 2008

walt flanagan's dog

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.

Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

by fanboy January 1, 2004