FART DICK

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.

I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!

by Bowie69 February 7, 2025

Darth Vader fart

When you kneel down and fart into a moving fan

Those guys were trying to cool off in front of the fan but I totally dropped a Darth Vader fart in front of it

by Mikeydel272 March 6, 2017

Fart

I am the coolest ever

if ur reading this, ur a fart

by BobbbObbbbbObbbb March 7, 2022

fart boy harry

fart boy harry is a snapchat groupchat, that has been through a lot of groupchats actually. this groupchat dies a lot but when active, it’s the best

person 1: hey! what’s fart boy harry?
person 2: oh hey!! fart boy harry is a groupchat on snapchat!! did you not literally get that from the definition??? freak 😑

by jimbyfallon June 3, 2021

Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

fart smash

A fella with a bubbly personality.

The fart smash was picking dandelions and catching butterflies in centerfield.

by Kyle Chan June 28, 2021

fart sniffter

Someone with a desire to keep their nose stuck up their wife or husbands ass all the time.

Will you get your nose out of my ass for a while? You are acting like a "fart sniffter"

by Stuprinnett September 24, 2017