my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

Cat

The rulers of the internet

No one:

Cat: *meows*

by SACHIsm November 19, 2022

Fat cat day

This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness

“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”

by Hi yoyo November 6, 2019

Stoney cat

A person that is very stoney as in stoned by Marijuana. Usually in reference to an old head that smokes a lot.

I love sitting in the stoney cats basement listening to stories of the late 60s early 70s.

by Element77 January 31, 2021

cat

not a dog, or a panda

This is a cat thing.

by Kitteb April 16, 2017

cat

Cute and furry.

That cat is so cute!

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

Cat

The most evil creature to ever live. Feline is the scientific name for this group.

The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.

by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019