off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017

going off lean

" Going off lean " is when your out of control drinking lean

" Dam look at John he is going off lean "

by Jjlok89 October 16, 2017

jerk off guilt

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also

after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt

by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017

suck the hell off

It's a way of saying piss off but it also mean you can suck my penis while burning in hell.

Tommy: You can suck the hell off
Jimmy: Ok

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

off the back of a lorry

It was probably stolen.

I don't know where she got that new jacket, maybe off the back of a lorry

by LadyN April 3, 2017

pissed off mom

Run

Friends: Hey dude, why are you running?
Me: I've got a pissed off mom behind me!
Friends: Run like hell!

by Razor1126 June 14, 2017

Trick Off Spot

Place to do your dirt whether it's sex,smoke,or drink to have complete denial ability of your presence.

I'm off tomorrow hopefully the side piece can meet me at the trick off spot.

by Mickey Friday June 28, 2017