John Cree

A mythical man, commonly sighted in the halls of the Grange academy technical department reciting the FEEDSCAM analysis.

John is a prestigious man, although his almost legendary reputation has brought on many assassination attempts including Cammy G’s notorious attempt to neutralise John Via the brick through window technique

Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Cree, all heroic men whom gave all for country and their people.

by Sir John Cree December 10, 2019

The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

pierce johns

me the awsome kid that is in the logang

pierce johns clean up your room

by why u swallow April 20, 2018

Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.

I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.

by Morch81 November 6, 2018

John bivona movie

A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.

“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”

by theslayestslay November 29, 2022

john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.

by Tex Tile September 23, 2016

John

Johns a blonde, green eyed hottie
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3

what Johns name means etc

by -u know who ;) March 22, 2021