A NASTY spray of ass juice in your face .reminiscent of decaying flesh, may cause instavomit and 3rd degree burns.
by Dwreck May 15, 2018
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Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
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-You look like straight up fart pod today.
by Brittany sperlock May 28, 2018
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The silent but deadly: the one where you make no noise and think you’re off the hook, but the smell overpowers the whole room and you think you’ll never see the daylight again.
The loud one: the one where you make it so loud, everyone hears it and goes into a frienzy finding who did it. you slump lower in your seat.
The Mexican one: the one where it sounds disgusting and it has a Mexican aroma that makes you barf. Usually after taco Tuesday.
The royal one: the tiniest blip of a fart that smells a tiny bit and no one except you notices
The toot: the one where you fart and then say, “oops! I’m so sorry I tooted!” And you regret it when people make fun of you for saying “toot” instead of “fart”
The long goodbye: the one that lasts so long you finish digging a hole and crawling in it by the time it ends
The big one: the one where it’s such a powerful blow your butt cheeks fly apart and when they come back together you feel like you just got a wedgie
The beautiful one: the one where you fart so gracefully, people Around you start crying happy tears and some lady randomly starts opera singing in the background, and angles fly around as a halo appears over your head.
The boof: you can’t hear it but you can feel the vibrato if your but cheeks jiggling the earth.
The crap: the one where you think you crapped your pants so you go to the bathroom to find out it was just a fart.
The silent but deadly: the one where you make no noise and think you’re off the hook, but the smell overpowers the whole room and you think you’ll never see the daylight again.
The loud one: the one where you make it so loud, everyone hears it and goes into a frienzy finding who did it. you slump lower in your seat.
The Mexican one: the one where it sounds disgusting and it has a Mexican aroma that makes you barf. Usually after taco Tuesday.
The royal one: the tiniest blip of a fart that smells a tiny bit and no one except you notices
The toot: the one where you fart and then say, “oops! I’m so sorry I tooted!” And you regret it when people make fun of you for saying “toot” instead of “fart”
The long goodbye: the one that lasts so long you finish digging a hole and crawling in it by the time it ends
The big one: the one where it’s such a powerful blow your butt cheeks fly apart and when they come back together you feel like you just got a wedgie
The beautiful one: the one where you fart so gracefully, people Around you start crying happy tears and some lady randomly starts opera singing in the background, and angles fly around as a halo appears over your head.
The boof: you can’t hear it but you can feel the vibrato if your but cheeks jiggling the earth.
The crap: the one where you think you crapped your pants so you go to the bathroom to find out it was just a fart.
by Yasssssssssssskween May 29, 2018
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