Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.

Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.

by mrsSpicyButthole April 16, 2021

Down in two shakes of a lamb's tail

A phrase used for saying that you'll be very soon or very quick.

"Go make yourself a drink and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail" said Mia to Vincent on the intercom in the movie Pulp Fiction.

by 99Ninety December 10, 2021

Stroll down the old dirt road

Light ass play

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.

by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022

Upside down bowling pin penis

A penis that is shaped like an upside down bowling pin with the base being thin and the head being extremely girthy.

Robyn wanted the credit she felt she deserved..... after all..... she was the one who sucked off the man with the upside down bowling pin penis

by LemmeF1ndOut November 27, 2021

half brown from the top down

When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.

Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

swaggin hoes from down the street

Making a point to, or attempting to, go down the street to get a hoe or hoes to come to your house or party.

Dude, Saturday night, that party was dry so me and Will was swaggin hoes from down the street.

by thehightimer May 24, 2010

Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.

Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009