Cock-off

Like to fuck off with a little less gusto.

All those wearing red shorts can just cock-off.

by Nerdo September 18, 2003

POWER COCK

term founded by matt cenca on 10-28-08.

noun; a vainey, triumphant, buldging, thick, long, sweaty, male reproductieve organ. cannot fit in mouth at one time.

a handfull of basterdness cock.

Taylor took matt's power cock in her ass.

by Matt and Taylor March 12, 2009

nazi cock

when a male has had a circumsision.. and his bell end looks like a german helmet

gookeys got a nazi cock!

by chris_269 October 21, 2008

cock iron

a person who qualifies as a dick, but is blinded by their own dickieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their cock filled day. Moreover, most cock irons also own an ironing board in the shape of a cock, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a dick they are during everyday ironing. The cock iron also works well for cock shaped shirts which most cock irons have a diverse supply of.

Garry is a huge cock iron, he just blabs on all day, like a big cock. Ya I know last christmas I bought him a cock shapped shirt to go with the cock iron that i bought him for his birthday. Wow thats alot of cock iron.

by laughs at peoples misfourtunes April 17, 2010

Cock pocket

Pussy,cunt,twat ect.

Kathy's got a tight cock pocket.

by Deep blue 2012 April 15, 2010

Cock Bristle

A considerably thick and long strand of hair hanging off of the shaft of a penis.

Dude my cock bristle is making my balls itch.

by Authura March 21, 2010

cock flock

When you see a loaner douchebag sitting all by himself in a booth until 2 of his boys come in and sit next to him on both sides, hence the skein (v-shaped formation)

You spot a man smoking a hookah suspiciously by himself. 20 minutes later he is joined by 2 equally dull chaps sitting symmetrically next to him. You announce to your group that the "cock flock" has recovered its leader and is now back in formation

by Jubei the Apache January 26, 2010