Cut them like a cat

secretly psychotic aggressive behaviour

if my friends are concerned about me I like it but if my family is I wanna cut them like a cat

by sunilpal July 14, 2022

Kitty Cat Platt

a sexual predator that pounces at the sight of a penis.

man: is your chick a kitty cat platt?
man 2: yeah dude, she gets so horny at times, like a prowling cat

by RiriandtheCat August 21, 2016

cat noodleing

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Cat

Not a dog.

Is that a dog?
No. That's a cat

by Dogeprkle October 29, 2017

cat

An Oni (horned demon from hell) from the deepest pits of hell

that cat, that thing, it's horrible

by i toopid March 25, 2022