Fourth of july buddy

Someone to help bring in your independance with. Someone to hold your hand under the fireworks. You'll have good luck with this person.

"I watched the fireworks holding my fourth of july buddy's hand, now we're best friends"

by Skittles1991 May 15, 2010

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

Ball Like Buddah

An action. Giving great blowjobs.

Guy: Do you ball like buddah?
Girl: Hellll yeahhh.

by oXxYourMomxXo February 25, 2011

Bust Out Buddy

To have sex with someone you've just met.

To have sex with someone- NSA.

To simply have sex with a person for no other reason than because you want to (no committment, rules or involvement.)

"Oh he was just my bust out buddy!"

by StevieJ3000 August 9, 2012

bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016

Cut-up buddy

Someone you cut up with (goof off with) in class.

He's my favorite cut-up buddy in history.

by bb1011 September 7, 2016

Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.

X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...

by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017