CAT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Mushi_shrooms March 01, 2022
by Kittenchild February 08, 2024
The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.
Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"
Student: "6 stages"
Teacher: "Wh-"
Student: "Cat."
Teacher: "..."
Student: "6 stages"
Teacher: "Wh-"
Student: "Cat."
Teacher: "..."
by Deranged_Guacamole February 03, 2022
cat is a furry little bred, no dont touch the belly cat dont like that, yes pet calmly cat like that.
cat has little smol beans in the paws and will make you a nice dough with them.
cat is warm and sleeps often.
likes to play too.
provide with food and a litter box, take care and dont let outside if not in cage or leash, will die.
cat has little smol beans in the paws and will make you a nice dough with them.
cat is warm and sleeps often.
likes to play too.
provide with food and a litter box, take care and dont let outside if not in cage or leash, will die.
that's a cat
by ▯▯ May 22, 2021
Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.
Person2: I don't, It owns me.
Person1: Can I pet it?
Person1 got scratched because fuck you
Person2: I don't, It owns me.
Person1: Can I pet it?
Person1 got scratched because fuck you
by GodteirCats October 11, 2020