poop

instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off

1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he

by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023

zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

Poop

Shit.

I took a poop

by Taki_Crumb May 7, 2020

poops and laughter

Another way of "shits and giggles", just in case you decide to say it around your grandma and she doesn't approve of curse words.

Charlie: Hey Sarah, I believe your theory is right, but I'm just going to Google it anyways just for poops and laughter.

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021