Friends

I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.

Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

fortnite friends

This hints that people are a little more than friends. The act of playing fortnite together, a deeply embarrassing game, shows the true passion between people. It shows the connection and vulnerability between a couple. This presents them being more than friends but not ready to share it.

“Hey bro. I really like you. Let’s be fortnite friends”

by ilovefartslol April 18, 2022

Felix My Friend

Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.

My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.

by Veckoplanerare July 29, 2020

Friends

You will never two pretty ones together

"I ain't eva seen two pretty best friends"
"Always one of em gotta be ugly"

by anonymous December 16, 2020

group of 7 friends

There's always that one with dark brown hair in a group of 7 that's the funniest and best out of all, not going to lie, lmao.

group of 7 friends: maybe no

by aintnowaymybigboi November 20, 2023

my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy, but meaning here:

as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.

Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? didn't he convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways?

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

Best friend

Someone who you can always rely on and who is such a beautiful person inside and out

My best friend “Haloo” is amazing she is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen

by Hellooooooooomynameeee September 26, 2020